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Welcome to WifeCoin, the deflationary reflect utility token that you’ve been searching for your entire life. Think about how cryptocurrency works for a second and you’ll find that you’ve actually been married to all of your tokens.
First, you bought in and were feeling really good about it and nothing could keep your spirits down. This newly formed relationship was a continuous emotional high and everything was going to be “happily ever after”. You told all of your friends about “her” and they wanted to get one of their own. When she was down (dip), you spent more money on her, hyped her up for growth, made sure she got the attention she needed (shilling), and she became better for your efforts. WifeCoin is very much the same in those respects.
Every once in a while, after a certain period of time...things become stagnant. This is the time when the revival of your initial efforts is the most crucial for the survival of your relationship as well as your own happiness. The key to a good relationship is communication, trust, and the will to move forward even when things get tough. Such is the theme of this token, a happy WifeCoin makes for a happy life. So buy your tokens and keep them happy or you may find yourselves in Crypto Counseling.
Token Security and Tokenomics:
WifeCoin is the token that your mother wished you had married first. Unlike some wives, however, she doesn’t raid your bank account every chance she gets. We employ a standard 10% tax on all incoming and outgoing transactions that will be broken down in the following tokenomics. WifeCoin also gives up 50% of her freedom to be with you, something the other wife questions every day, but not WifeCoin (50% burn of supply at launch).
WifeCoin also won't hold it’s feelings in and hit you with a barrage of contempt, pulling the rug out from under your feet, based on things that happened 6 months ago that you don’t even remember. In other words, WifeCoin is UNRUGGABLE, as liquidity is locked and will continue to be locked as it accrues. Too often are new tokens rugged at their peak, leaving holders with a worthless bag of code; this will not be the case with your WifeCoin. With initial liquidity being locked, the better you treat your WifeCoin, the better she will be to you.
10% tax per transaction
- 4% Wife-approved allowance (Reflect to your wallet)
- 4% Divorce Funds (Liquidity)
- 1% Wife burns through your paycheck (Burn wallet)
- 1% Shopping Allowance (Marketing Wallet)
Token Deployment Details
- Total supply at pre-launch will be 100 trillion tokens.
- A pre-sale will be used to provide a large amount of liquidity at launch.
- Tokens will be distributed to pre-salers and original contract holders.
- 50% of total supply is burned on launch.
- Liquidity locked on launch, making WifeCoin UNRUGGABLE.
- 3% Marketing wallet (all marketing transactions will be shown to the community upon request).
- Manual burns will occur at specific holder milestones.
- Buy-backs from merchandise sale profits.
- All buy-back amounts will be subsequently sent to the burn wallet and burned after purchase of WifeCoin.
The Future of Your Marriage to WifeCoin:
Depending on how well each and every one of you treat your WifeCoin, the future could be bright and full of happiness for each of you. Maybe you’ll become really confident in that relationship and you’ll want to spice it up a bit. How does a WifeSwap sound? Too taboo? Don’t lie, you’re curious.
Well, do we have an interesting proposal for you... When WifeCoin gains traction and funds are flowing to facilitate such a venture, the team of WifeCoin plans to develop a token buying/staking platform for you to buy your WifeCoin and eventually you will be able to stake with her friends too (other tokens)… although, it would be in your best interest to make sure it’s okay with her first.
Let’s say you don’t ask and the next thing you know you’re standing in your front yard watching her toss all of your clothes and collectibles into a gasoline fueled inferno. Well, don’t be disheartened because you can buy all new stuff! Upon the successful growth of WifeCoin, the team plans to put together a merchandise store that takes all profits from purchases and uses them towards manual buy backs. This aids in keeping volume up and your WifeCoin will be happy to see you showing her off to all of your real world friends. Additionally, the tax sent to the buy-back wallet from all sales and buys will be reserved for buying in times of lower volume or dips, then that bought back balance will be sent to the burn wallet for burning, resulting in a lower circulating supply and supporting the growth in value of your WifeCoin.
Updated Roadmap Information:
At this point in time, it has been approximately 1 month from launch. The token has done well and the promised utilities are in development. That is not all, as many other utilities have been added to the list and can be found at https://www.wifecoin.finance/corporate-roadmap/ .
The utilities mentioned on the roadmap are very non-descriptive for the sake of keeping our unique ideas secure while we work to bring them from development to real life. All utilities currently in development and planned for future development are in direct thematic cohesion with the WifeCoin name and seek to bring alt-coin culture away from the underground and into the light of day in mainstream consumerism. In due time, WifeCoin will be something that is a part of everyone's daily lives.
Why did we choose to do a new contract?
There is no other reason other than we made a mistake during the dating phase (testnet). We originally launched WifeCoin with the understanding that everything was in place and everything tested perfectly. The token was received well by the community and we were working on our marketing plan when we discovered a critical fault in the tokenomics; the liquidity tax was directed at V1 Pancake swap while the contract was launched on V2. This meant that the LP tax was going into the abyss of V1 and was not going into WifeCoin liquidity. The test phase was unintentionally run on the V1 testnet.
Our developer immediately dug into the problem to see what could be done, and unfortunately the only option was to redirect the tax to reflect in the holder's wallets. The original plan at that point was to manually add liquidity at optimal times through the dev wallet, however this proved to be tedious and labor intensive. Someone would have to be available to move liquidity at all times of the day, whereas with a flawless contract this would be done automatically at specific accumulation thresholds. In order for the team to best serve the community, automation was the desired path. We had decided to re-launch the token with a new private presale to accumulate a large amount of initial liquidity and swap tokens of current holders to the new contract.
With this new contract, that has been accurately tested on the correct testnet twice as many times as the previous contract, the token will now perform as expected. This will open up a significant amount of time for the team to focus on marketing and moving WifeCoin forward.
The team of WifeCoin welcomes you to the family, and remember to treat your WifeCoin like a queen, so you can feel like a king. A happy WifeCoin makes for a happy life.